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What I Know About Penis Size From Sleeping With More Men Than I Can Count
Misheard Song Lyrics Stories, Tori Amos
Wait, was that cold-hearted? We all know what working out does to you. The ones that are about to rock your world kiss you like they mean it. Now—go forth ladies and spot the bigs. Now we are all smarter. We grew together.
How big? I thought I would give it a go, so I guess my expectations were really low. One guy that I slept with, he had a big frame but he had a really tiny dick. Like, not micro, but probably a little bit longer than a thumb. But my last partner, he had stumpy little sausage fingers—not proportionate to the size of his penis.
Just five per cent of erect penises are bigger than 6. Sophie Jones, 27, a mobile carer from Walsall, Midlands, has been with boyfriend Tom Weston, 25, a mechanic, on and off for five years…. Now we have sex around three or four times a week.